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She'll either be early or late....So what you're trying to say is she won't arrive at EXACTLY quarter past then? How conclusive of you. People need to think more before they speak.

Blu-tack. A rather odd tasting alternative to sellotape.

Why is it a pair of trousers? It's one thing. Unless all my jeans have major manufacturing faults in them.

Am i the only one that thinks Fall Out Boy's new song is just as shit as their old stuff?

"M&G Vans, Trucks, Cars Self Drive Ltd" And I have one of their mugs because......

Whatever happened to Mr. Men lollies?

Why is it that all new 'indie' bands sound EXACTLY THE BLOODY SAME???? New music is shite!

Never go to Blackpool without a coat of some description.

Why do sick people have to walk all the way to the back of the shop to pick up prescriptions, when healthy people can kill themselves with cigarettes right at the front? Surely some injustice here? Make the nicotine dependent fools walk to the back of the bloody shop!

Was it just me or was it freakishly warm yesterday?

Why is it that even Myspcae is crap these days?

Is it really necessary to write AMBULANCE backwards on the front of an ambulance? Because the big red cross, sirens and flashy blue lights aren't good enough?

How come Santa has never been done for Breaking and Entering?

Anyone else remember that 'Do It With Madonna' song from a couple of years back?

If you were that kid in the Stacy's Mom video, surely you'd be content with Stacy, and not bother with the mum?

Blah blah blah, I'm really boring, blah blah, i'm wearing a really horrible tie, blah blah blah, boring, blah, accounting, blah, beard, blah blah, BLAH, boring. Exactly what i heard during an 'educational' video today in a lecture.

Why does everyone consider Elmo to be the best Sesame Street character? He's rubbish!

Am I the only one who thinks that Fightstar are actually good?

If you hit it hard enough, would you be able to crack your own kneecap with a teaspoon?

Anyone fancy a game of Battleships?

KT Tunstall is oddly attractive. Discuss.

Throwing events at the olympics are crap. Discus.

If you leave milk long enough will it eventually turn into a fleet of microscopic cows?

If they can put a man on the moon, surely they can invent a smoke alarm that doesnt go off when you're cooking chips?

Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast?

Are Jacques Villeneuve and Frediie Ljunberg actually the same person? You've never seen them in the same place at the same time!

Golf or Squash?

What's with men's 'fashion' nowadays? Everything is either pink, stripey or both. I JUST WANT A FLIPPING T-SHIRT!

Sugar. An alternative to salt. Try it on your fish and chips next time.

People with red hair shouldn't wear white, for risk of looking like a bollard.

What's the difference between a spade and a shovel?

Is it me, or is 'Fridgemaster' the single best name for a desk fan, ever?

How did the Americans end up calling trousers 'pants'?

Since when did legwarmers become fashionable again? I've seen a whole 2 people wearing them, and the still looked ridiculous.

What's your name?

If you necked an entire packet of Vitamin C tablets, would you be immune from scurvy forever?

How come men are no longer 'handsome' and women are no longer beautiful?

For a refreshing shop, try putting your wallet in the freezer for an hour before shopping.

Shouldn't they just go ahead and ban all other cerals, thus acknowledging that Crunchy Nut rules supreme?

Speaking of cereal, whatever happened to Ricicles, the cereal with little marshmallow stars and moons and stuff in?

Imagine if the earth was made of meringue.